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Pick One
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- your Father's grey trenchcoat
- your Grandmother's soft breast
pick one:
- I don't know
- I don't care
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- a massage parlor whore is deported back to China
- your name is John
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- a library burns down in the middle of the night. no one is hurt
- your coffee is burnt and you're out of sugar
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- grapefruit is outlawed
- winter lasts an extra 2 months
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- Upper East Side
- Park Slope
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- 15% off a ten dollar purchase at a cell phone store
- a toddler eats a dollar bill while its Mother is taking a nap
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- you are openly not a fan of the Beatles
- no one notices you are openly not a fan of the Beatles
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- your favorite uncle succumbs to alcoholism
- your least favorite uncle succumbs to alcoholism
pick one:
- a birthday cake
- you are force fed the birthday cake
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- the ventilation system in your office will be under repair for 3 weeks
- the ventilation system in your wife's office will be under repair for 3 weeks
pick one:
- your high school crush finds you 12 years later and knits you a pair of socks. You are married
- your mother knits you a pair of socks. You are single
pick one:
- Walt Whitman
- Walt Disney
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- Walter Payton
- Walter Cronkite
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- Walmart
- Wall Street Journal
pick one:
- your friend finds out you like Wham!
- wham! Your friend is hit by a stray bullet because he was walking down a city street alone after dark
pick one:
- picking out wallpaper
- a pick-pocket steals your wallet
pick one:
- Worcestershire sauce
- your favorite film is voted Worst Movie Ever Made on a popular internet blog
pick one:
- I don't want to know
- i don't want to care
pick one:
- end on a down note
- end on a happy note
pick one:
- you a given the gift of $100 dollars
- people are embarrassed by and for you
pick one:
- meat
- fish
- vegetable
pick one:
- your boyfriend makes less money than you
- your boyfriend is a terrible artist
pick one:
- an aardvark does the twist
- a subway rat laughs at you
pick one:
- waste your entire dinner
- your waist is bigger than your best friends' waist
pick one:
- the envelope contains the jack of clubs
- the envelope contains another envelope. the smaller envelope contains the jack of spades
pick one:
- the war ends abruptly, without notice
- the President announces the war will end next Thursday
pick one:
- I can't see
- I don't care
pick one:
- phone sex
- cyber sex
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- schoolmarm's summer vacation is over
- schoolmarm wishes she was the student
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- turkey buzzard spots you laying by the side of the road
- the batteries in your T.V. remote have died
pick one:
- Ted Kennedy
- Ronnie Spector
pick one:
- you've never heard of Ronnie Spector
- no one notices you've never heard of Ronnie Spector
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- lace
- Lycra Spandex
pick one:
- Mary Todd Lincoln
- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
pick one:
- a team of biologists play basketball
- a marsupial that lives in trees and feeds on fruits and leaves sits on your shoulder
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- your shoulder
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- who would have thought an ice pick could be attractive?
- pick axe
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- Wellbutrin
- prince
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- you are picked on
- shoulder lives in a tree
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